Terms of Service
Effective date: October 19, 2026
What you're buying
Holy Ghosted Girl provides custom-written text messages: breakup, closure, no-contact, boundary, family, and lighthearted messages, written from what you share in the order form. Delivery times and revisions depend on the tier you choose.
You send it, not me
I write the message. You decide if, when, and how it's sent, and you're responsible for sending it.
No guaranteed outcome
I can't control how anyone responds.
Not therapy or legal advice
I'm not a therapist, counselor, or lawyer. If you're in danger, call 911 or the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233.
What I won't write
I won't write messages meant to threaten, harass, stalk, or intimidate someone, messages that break a court order (like a no-contact or protective order), or anything illegal. I can turn down any order, and if I do, you get a full refund.
Who can order
You must be 18 or older to order.
Your message is yours
Once delivered, you can use it however you want. I don't publish or reuse client messages.
Payments and refunds
Payments are processed by Stripe. Refunds follow the Refund Policy.
Dating coaching
Dating coaching is booked and handled through the Muse app, under Muse's own terms.
Changes
I may update these terms; the date at the top shows the latest version.
Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Minnesota.
Questions
Contact Holy Ghosted Girl at vent@holyghostedgirl.com.